Damning Investigation Finds Jeffrey Epstein Left Unsupervised For Decades Prior To Suicide

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> Barr then vowed to follow proper Department of Justice protocol by continuing this investigation until his team found out exactly who they could lay all the responsibility on for the negligence. I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire.

1stDegreeBoo-Urns

Those incompetent fucks left him unsupervised for billions of years before that

baranxlr

Replace “decades” with “hours” and this honestly sounds very believable.

Nobozarb