If Jesus was real they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion…

They would call it crucifact.

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*Vatican City wants to know your location*

TooCoolToSocialize

That would be much more thorough. As they say, you gotta dot your I’s and cross your messiahs.

Awaythrewn

you nailed it

right_angled_circle

…lord have mercy.

Chemicultured

If Jesus was real he’d use his super powers to stop Thanos and return the Iron Throne to Gandalf before the Klingons get there first.

cedricthe