The sex system

A married couple wanted it to be less embarrassing to ask each other for sex when one or the other does not want to do it. So they worked out a system. The wife says “Ok if you wanna have sex reach over and tug my breast one time, if you don’t, tug two times.” The husband says “Ok then, same for me, if u wanna have sex reach over and tug my penis one time, if not just reach over and tug my penis 276 times”

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I will do some research and get back to you on this.


Oddly specific. I think OP has been counting.


My 2nd post but my first updoots! Thanks gang!


This is so close to boomer humour town I can hear someone bitching about smartphones.


Funny have an upvote