What do tofu and dildos have in common?

They’re both meat substitutes

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They both taste like whatever you put them in Edit: thanks for the medal y’all, first time here

cannibalbitch

I love tofu and dildos love to f u

addit96

This is something I didn’t expect.

trimlimdim

I asked my boyfriend this question.. he says.. “They are both gross when they are soft.” I think, we need to unpack this.

ashinypennyforthough

I like my dildos like I like my tofu, extra firm

Trruuueeee