A man is in an hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth.

‘Nurse’, he mumbles. ‘Are my testicles black?’ Nurse raise his gown, hold his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. She take a close look and says ‘there nothing wrong with them sir’. Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smile at her and says very slowly, ‘ Thanks for that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully, ‘ are-my-tests-re-sults-back?’

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A clean dirty joke, love it, thanks


Well now they’re blue.


More action than I’ve gotten in years.


I thought the nurse was holding the penis on the man and the separated testicles on the other hand with arms wide open Edit: fixed weird wording


What if the guy himself was black?