You’ve spent hours of your life rubbing a piece of glass.

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Sadly. It doesn’t rub me back. šŸ˜­

DirtyPuppyToucher

Compared to other things I rub, this is pretty banal.

McGreed

And that piece of glass has kept us entertained for hours.

Road2Iron4

I could easily see this being turned into a comic, where the last panel could be the phone biting its lip like the freak it is

kibblznbitz

How did you know about my glass rubbing fetish?????

blegh-idk