And she replied “Do I look like a fucking cook to you?”.
A little later he asked if she has washed his favorite shirt.
She replied “Do I look like a fucking maid to you?”
Some time later the wife left and came home after a few hours. She was surprised to see a beautiful dinner waiting for her and all the dirty clothes were washed and folded.
She called to her husband. “Honey did you do all this for me?”
Husband: “No. The lady next door heard us earlier and after you left, offered to help me do all those things I asked you to do in exchange for either fixing her car or fucking her brains out.”
Wife: “So did you fix her car?”
Husband: “Do I look like a fucking mechanic to you?”Show Top Comments
He is a “fucking mechanic”, if he succedeed in the latterIsThisTakenOrThis
If you take it literally… he killed her.thygreyt
Ill give you a 10 cp shuckle for thatScooter_for_hooter