Having a toddler is the real life version of gaming’s escort quests where the NPC’s speed is faster than your walk speed, but slower than your run speed.

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And the AI is stupid and they’re always walking straight into the path of danger, and if you don’t keep them safe you get heavily punished.

TheAnagramancer

Luckily you can easily carry a toddler so you don’t have to worry about their walk speed

whatsup37

But the quest takes years and they never stop ever

flux_wildley

Literally Skyrim

Eightiethworld

This is genius 😂

Streets-Disciple