If a genie grants you the opportunity to ejaculate $50 in cash instead of sperm every time you cum for the rest of your life meaning you can’t have any more children, would you accept? Why, why not?

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Yes. Already have a kid, and I could literally fuck my problems away.

Frankay4inGahz

No, imagine all them papercuts in your dick.

jestes15

I don’t pull out I make a withdrawal.

Whtwit

Umm… Cant have kids and ejaculate unlimited money, is there really a bad side?

VedoTheUgly

Let’s see, that’s roughly 18K per year if you ejac once a day. 36K twice daily. I don’t think I’d wanna push it more than 3x per day which is still only a modest 54K. The spirit is willing but the flesh, the flesh would be spongy and bruised.

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