I’m not having much luck with jobs lately.

I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn’t suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn’t cut it as barber; didn’t have the patience to be a doctor; didn’t fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian.

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I heard the garbage industry is really picking up…

mungwhisperer

You could look into being an optometrist!

JohnCub

Surely making mirrors is something you could see yourself doing?

daddyhax

I’m a dentist and every day is like pulling teeth

Lee_thegreat

I applied to be a joke writer, but I didn’t get it.

theservman