Men of reddit, what the heck do you want for your birthday?

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A day off work and loads of food

LemmingLipid

Nothing. I already bought it for myself.

3clawglobe

An attempt at a present, as long as someone has thought about it I’m more than happy

SonicWindZz

A pyramid made of polished obsidian that rivals the Egyptian pyramids for scale, but with more secret passageways and hilarious booby traps. Or an 8-pack of Guinness. Whichever’s easier.

MedusasSexyLegHair

Every year I give my wife ideas for my birthday. Every year she gets me something she wants for herself or wants me to have. “I didn’t like your ideas.” Sorry, doesn’t answer your question. Just venting.

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