Storm Area 51 is just one week away. What’s a harmless way they could “stop us all”?

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Place road signs to area 51 that in reality don’t lead to area 51. What you gonna do?


The government would divert their attention by establishing Area 69


Pull a ‘Blazing Saddles’ and build a fake “Area 51” close by and direct all the nerds there. Hire an Elvis impersonator to tell them he’s been alive all along.


A bunch of people that probably rarely go outside are gonna try and run through miles of desert in the summer. They won’t have to do anything to stop them.


Ultrasonic weapons like they use on pirates. Can’t invade if you can’t get up.