Storm Area 51 is just one week away. What’s a harmless way they could “stop us all”?

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Place road signs to area 51 that in reality don’t lead to area 51. What you gonna do?

spike_the_stoner

The government would divert their attention by establishing Area 69

4chan_c00kie

Pull a ‘Blazing Saddles’ and build a fake “Area 51” close by and direct all the nerds there. Hire an Elvis impersonator to tell them he’s been alive all along.

just_argues_with_you

A bunch of people that probably rarely go outside are gonna try and run through miles of desert in the summer. They won’t have to do anything to stop them.

Col_Walter_Tits

Ultrasonic weapons like they use on pirates. Can’t invade if you can’t get up.

RockyRidge510