Why doesn’t any man need more than one rooster?

A cock a dude’ll do.

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I expected a bad punchline and was presently surprised. Take my upvote.


That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever laughed out loud at. Take the upvote and go away


Ok that’s not bad.


This is honestly one of my favorite jokes ever. Not sure if this is your original, but I’ve never heard it and it’s perfect. Probably harder to tell without being able to read it.


What’s the difference between a rooster and my ex-wife? A rooster says, “cock-a-doodle-do” and my ex-wife says, “any-cock’ll-do.”