You are magically able to have one single 5 minute conversation with your pet – what do you discuss?

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I’d explain why I disappear for 4 days each week, that I work, and that I’m always coming back. And that she makes me feel very happy with the way she greets me when I return.

refreshing_username

I’d teach her how to signal “yes” and “no” so I could talk to her for the rest of her life.

KKJZC

Why he is a guinea pig that hates vegetables.

TheEmoEmu95

I have a feeling that for dogs 3 of those 5 minutes are going to be spent with the dog doing zoomies because they just realized they can communicate with you and are SO excited they can’t contain themselves.

corrado33

How he feels about me and my family, and how we could improve life for him in any way

Xenomorph01