We try to go to bed early, so we can wake up early, to get to work early. We try to leave work early if we can, so we can make dinner early, all so we can die early from stress related diseases. Maybe late isn’t so bad.

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But if we go to bed late, are late for work, leave work late and are late with dinner that causes stress too. No cure for us. We are all going to die.

llama_with_one_leg

Nah. Finish work early, have more free time, reduce stress.

azellnir

We can also wake early to exercise and thereby adding health and and years to life.

shiskeyoffles

I try to leave work early so I can play video games.

AngleFrogHammer

Go drink a beer, dude.

Sooperballz