My cross-eyed girlfriend left me.

She was seeing someone else.

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I was thinking it would be that you couldn’t see eye to eye.

GemJack

Seeing someone on the side.

ragamuffinkingblog

My son was born with a pretty extreme eye problem. He actually was born with no eyelids. As you can imagine, we were terrified and heartbroken. Luckily, he was born at a teaching hospital that had pioneered a revolutionary surgery that would remove his foreskin and use it to create eyelids for him. The surgery was not without it’s drawbacks though. The doctors say he will always be a little cockeyed.

lawstandaloan

i’m so sorry to hear man…

sarlacclover

She was auditioning for the one man role for IT

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