Catholic Church: Pittsburgh Diocese to Close 75% of Parishes

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Only 25% left? Are they going to be able to rape enough kids to meet quota?

FlyingSquid

When all the parishes perish, the world will be a safer place for children.

Brainsong1

This article is already 2 years old, and it just says they’re going to combine individual parishes into “groupings” to help facilitate parishes merging in the future.

bearcathk

Hide pedophiles and abusive priests, then act surprised when people dump the church. The trend was already away from religion, hiding kiddie gropers was just the last straw.

The_Write_Stuff

Well, I guess it’s a start.

Leevus_Alone