Lesbian bed

Just bought a new ‘Lesbian Bed’ from Ikea. Instructions say no nuts or screwing involved. It’s all tongue and groove.

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Goddamnit, funny and original joke? Take my upvote.

NoTouchMeLuckyCharms

The Łichenllæjer

Dr_Nobody_

and you have to use your fingers.

Eelhead

My two hot lesbian neighbours got me a Rolex for Christmas. I guess they didn’t understand when I told them “I wanna watch”

weliveintheshade

Did you hear about the house that was built by lesbians? There were no studs, it was all tongue and groove.

JSteigs