Sexual position of the day

The Brexit – you promise to pull out but you don’t

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Long live the British Creampire.


You also never finish. You just keep hesitantly thrusting in and out until your partner says ‘what are you *doing* back there?’ At this point you resort to masturbating your now flaccid member while delivering a lecture on parliamentary convention and sovereignty.


​ “Did you just cum in me? no, I did “the Brexit””


No, you are badly mistaken. Brexit is prolonged furious masturbation unto injury… …because Britain is fucking itself so hard right now.


This joke is just U.K.