Why did the chicken cross the road?

No one knows. *But the road will have his vengeance.*

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In this life or the next!

pianobarbarian1

*insert evil laugh*

ToToTroller

He felt the constant pain and suffering, only to be refueled by the ego of the cook, who cooked his girlfriend, in which he loved with every ounce of his heart.

Hoopla–

Hmm, hadn’t heard that version before. Not bad. I may annoy my co-workers with that tomorrow…

fishyfantastico

Because Epstein didn’t commit suicide

pjdisney