If someone brings you breakfast in bed it’s romantic. If you do it yourself, it’s gross.

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I don’t like breakfast in bed. I’d rather be able to enjoy my meal without having to worry about spilling it on the sheets. Plus I don’t have polio, i can get out of bed to eat dammit.

yeahsureYnot

When someone brings you breakfast in bed its normally on a tray though. Apparently me tearing into a box of pops is ‘messy’.

nrm64

I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me.

davisyoung

Sometimes I just want to eat breakfast in my underwear right after I wake up. I don’t care if it’s not appropriate just because it isn’t “company policy.” Never going back to Denny’s again even when my ban is lifted.

McFreedomWithCheese

So true I never thought of it that way. Thanks

imdwinky