This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in a tree near his house. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
“Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?” the service guy asks.
“Boy,” is the man’s response.
“Oh yeah, I can do it. I’ll be right there”, says the service guy. An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions: “Now, I’m going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla’s testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him.”
The man asks, “What do I do with the shotgun?”
The service guy replies, “If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua.”Show Top Comments
I’ve been subbed here for a long time and can’t remember ever seeing this. 10/10 funny and for new content.Captain_Americant
Sometimes it’s a bear or an alligator a pitbull or German Shepard always a funny joke.dadwithdabs6453
Now I’m imagining the guy trying to look up the tree to see whether or not the gorilla has a dickbaquea
I knew it’d be a good one when I read the title501ghost
I’m sorry for being dumb, but I don’t get it?SWGuildRecruiter