I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he’s had.

He started counting but soon fell asleep.

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Isn’t that the Welsh?

A_Certain_Briton

This joke is in baaaaaaad taste

mapleleafraggedy

That just means he loves ewe.

JackFeety

I think everybody’s right it’s meant to be welsh

hotch-kiss

OBJECTION! If you want a whole nation, you need the Welsh for this one. If you want to target some Scots, it’s Aberdonians.

Northwindlowlander