I bought a Christmas tree today.

The shopkeeper asked if I was going to put it up myself. I said “no, it’s going in the living room”.

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If that’s not safe for work, you got a bitch ass work


Usually, the bedroom is where I stick trees up my ass. There’s just no privacy in the living room!


It’s not going in the yard, Russ. It’s going in the living room.