I was having a shit on the train when some bloke knocked on the door.

He said ‘can I see your ticket please?’ ‘Not right now, I’m having a shit’ I shouted back. ‘I don’t believe you, can you slide it under the door?’ He snapped back annoyedly ‘Sure thing, no problem. The yellow bits are sweet corn’ I said

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I hate you but I also love you

amoistdab

Then you should chew more

Amirhooshang1374

Good he didn’t say ‘shoot it through.’

Harrys4u

That was honestly crap

Over-used-name

Absolutely disgusting. Take my up doot.

pokey_bum_wannk