Hmm a dive from 12,500 feet up surely deserves some kind of Olympic medal
DUIofPussy
Just remember to point your toes going in
JackalFrost1212
If you land in a pool, even with a parachute, you’re going to be seriously injured and my job is going to be a lot harder. Source: Am lifeguard.
RingGiver
The surface tension of the water mixed with going that fast would be like falling on to concrete. A sure way to die.
Apallo0
Why does this read like a Mitch Hedberg joke.
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