I don’t know how to tell my wife of 15 years that she’s been using her teeth WAY too often when she goes down on me.

How do I soften the blow?

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Give her lots of candy, hide the toothpaste, cancel her dental appointments. You’ve got to play the long game.

delete_this_post

fuckin damnit

Ausernameillregret

Wear boxing gloves

ca1ca

its too late now. accept your teethjobs. shoulda spoke up like 15 years ago.

t3hd0n

Next time she does it just tell her to ease off a bit.

HillaryTheMemeQueen