A woman was angry because…

Her husband was coming home late again, so she leave a note saying “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” Then she hides underneath the bed so she can watch his reaction. Soon the husband comes home. She hears him in the kitchen before the comes into the bedroom. She sees him walk up to the dress and pick up the note. He stops for a minute. Grabs a pen, writes something down on the note. He picks up the phone and calls someone saying “She’s finally gone. Yeah I know, about bloody time. I’m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie I like. I love you and I cannot wait to see you. We’ll do all the naughty things you like.” He hung up the phone, grabs his keys, and walks out the door. She hears the car drive off as she’s holding back tears and comes out from underneath the bed. She’s seething with rage and grabs the note to see what he wrote: “I can see your feet. We’re outta bread: be back in 5 mins.”

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That’s ducking funny.

DrC8H10N4O2

Plot twist: he is lying because no store would be selling bread at that time. So he is really going to see his lover and took a loaf of bread home later from the lover’s house.

nd1online

That’s it……. no more fresh jokes left on this planet 🌎

AsifSuburban

I love this joke! It was really funny when I read it on this same sub yesterday.

Scrotumicus

Wasnt this here before like yesterday but with and elderly couple?

Shifty__K