An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are on a train

Door opens and a beautiful young woman sits into their compartment. After a bit, while crossing her legs, the woman accidentally farts. She goes red to the tip of her hair so the Englishman gets up and says: “My apologies, madam, gentlemen, my lunch disagrees with me” After a while, the woman accidentally farts again. The Frenchman shoots up like a rocket and says: “Gentlemen, please excuse me, my lunch disagrees with me”. Then the russian gets up and says: “I’m going out for a fag, if that bitch shits herself – it was me”.

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Sounds like my ex….


This is the first thing on reddit in a long time that actually made me laugh out loud for a good 2 minutes.


A new one to me! Bravo


Alright I’m hella dumb it seems. Can someone explain?


Russians dont use a Fag term for a cigarette