Door opens and a beautiful young woman sits into their compartment.
After a bit, while crossing her legs, the woman accidentally farts. She goes red to the tip of her hair so the Englishman gets up and says:
“My apologies, madam, gentlemen, my lunch disagrees with me”
After a while, the woman accidentally farts again. The Frenchman shoots up like a rocket and says:
“Gentlemen, please excuse me, my lunch disagrees with me”.
Then the russian gets up and says:
“I’m going out for a fag, if that bitch shits herself – it was me”.Show Top Comments
Sounds like my ex….allmight1st
This is the first thing on reddit in a long time that actually made me laugh out loud for a good 2 minutes.TheChosen0neHs
A new one to me! BravoFinnCullen
Alright I’m hella dumb it seems. Can someone explain?Thatguyj5
Russians dont use a Fag term for a cigarettelbj23_dpb