An idiot has a mirror in his closet.

He wakes up one night and opens the closet and he sees himself. Scared, he quickly calls the cops “Police! There’s a burglar in my closet, come quickly!” A police man arrives at the idiots house and opens the closet and finds the mirror. He takes a step back and slaps the idiot as hard as he can. “Why did you call me when you already had a policeman inside?!”

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IMO a better version of this joke: A woman gets pulled over for speeding. The officer asks for her license, but after rummaging around in her purse she doesn’t seem to know what she’s looking for. “You know,” says the officer, “the little thing with your face on it.” The woman looks at her pocket mirror and sees her face so she hands it to the officer. After looking at it the officer says “Oh my mistake ma’am. You’re free to go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Look_to_the_Stars

Get off the stage

TheGalacticMilkman

Sometimes a joke just lands at the correct time and this was one of them.

anoitdid

This would also be a perfect Sven and Ole joke

ThaneOfCawdorrr

What an idiot*matic* way… hahaha

joezwinky