I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he’d had.

He started counting but he fell asleep.

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Oh because sheep

TheBlank89

Ewe so funny. Take my upvote.

Dusty_Sleeves

Why do Scotsmen wear a kilt? Because sheep can hear a zipper.

RayInRed

Well, five in Welsh is “pump” which is pronounced the same as “pimp” in English…. I’d go with that 😊

STFU_Donny724

I actually met a welsh guy that was wearing a sheepskin coat and worked on a sheep farm. He was obsessed with sheep and told me that he always wanted to punch one in the face because they annoy the shit out of him even though he loves them. This reminds me of that guy.

beaker88