What’s your favorite quote made by a villain?

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“Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she’s losing. Well I say, hard cheese.” — Mr. Burns


“I do wish we could chat longer, but… I’m having an old friend for dinner.” – Hannibal Lecter


“Ah Perry the platypus…”


“I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it further.”


Do it? Dan, I’m not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I’d explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.