Kung Fu student asks his teacher: “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.”

And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: “My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?” “Yes, my master, I have.” “And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?” “Yes, my master, I have witnessed it.” “And the moon… when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?” “Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon.” “That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training.”

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Ha ha. My daughter just got her yellow stripe in Taekwondo. I’m totally show this to her teacher.

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