No other life form on earth requires toilet paper.

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Yeah well they don’t eat taco bell either.

duffmannn

Unfortunately, my dog thinks the carpet is his toilet paper

robin_yoursoul

Bears do. Apparently you’ve never seen the Charmin commercials.

bigdickdaddyfrmcincy

We don’t require toilet paper. But I’m guessing you wouldn’t want to be without it either.

CrimsonWolfSage

The other Earthlings lick their assholes to get the poop off…

WildSide_VR