Surgeons are paid to professionally stab you.

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We shank and bank. I had a buddy in orthopedic surgery (they’re considered meathead bros of the medical specialties, but they actually have to have some of the best grades and test scores in the field) and he jokingly refers to himself as a glorified carpenter.

Dr_D-R-E

but they’re Stabs Of Life (TM)

DildoSchwagginns420

Stabbing: Free Knowing where to stab: $$$

Daniel3_5_7

And surgery is just stabbing someone to health instead of to death.

theinsanepotato

Pretty cool of them to throw in the unstabbing for free

Floatingduckss