The soldiers inside the Trojan Horse had to go a whole day without sneezing, coughing or farting out loud.

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No actually they were really high up so even if they did no one would hear them. On top of that, the citizens of Troy danced and singed and feasted all day because the ten year siege had ended. So… ye.

RobbieRott

*fart absolutely rips out of metal armour* Well fuck boys

harry_1111

They were trained to fart silently.

Handsome_Jam

Spyros, I told you not to eat those beans you fucker.

it_entus_7

Guys, I gotta pee.

OlFlirtyBastard