Before my surgery my anaesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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What did you choose?

longcatisshort

I have never been this angry at a joke before.

TheLurkingMenace

Canoe tell us which one you chose?

DadJokeBadJoke

Mine said they were going to use propofol. I said you aren’t going to Michael Jackson me are you?

itsmeok

r/inclusiveor where y’all at?

obviousburner42