I can cut down a tree just by looking at it.

It’s true! I saw it with my own eyes.

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But how are you still alive I saw you doing it

HeroKiki

I see!” Said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

AlexKLMan

I can cut down a tree. Your momma’s a stupid birch!

sifumokung

I need evidence log for that.

iknowthisischeesy

This is going into my joke log for kids.

HowCanBeLoungeLizard