I couldn’t decide what to get my buddy for Christmas, so I got him a prostitute with an accounting degree.

It’s the thot that counts.

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Lady on the streets, crazy in the spreadsheets.


It’s the gift that is and isn’t whoreable.


I also get fucked by my accountant at the end of each year, but I’m sure it’s not as pleasurable for me as it is for your buddy.


Reminds me of that time when I hired that Bangkok prostitute to do my taxes while I fucked my accountant.


Haha actually lol’d at this one