If Willy Wonka made cheesecakes instead of chocolate, how would the story of “Charlie and the Cheesecake Factory” be different?

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Oompa oompa doopity dive, This glass of Coke costs $8.95

astrakhan42

Half the movie would be the kids flipping through the menu deciding what to eat.

hrm326

The movie would’ve been a lot darker. I’ve never walked into a well lit cheesecake factory in my life.

God_Is_Pizza

Grandpa Joe’s lazy ass wouldn’t be struck by a miracle when the ticket comes. Shout out to /r/grandpajoehate

NeonNintendo

Wonka is looking for a successor because he is lactose intolerant

chachachooga