I’ve got an advent calendar for Jehovah’s Witnesses…

Every time you open a door, someone tells you to fuck off.

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I got asked to be a Jehovah’s Witness but I told them I hadn’t even seen the accident.


I once heard that if you invite Mormon missionaries into your house and try to convert the new guy, they’ll blacklist you. Shitty life tip? You decide.


I never heard this one.


I was brewing beer in my garage. Talked to them for about 20 minutes before they asked what I was doing. They left soon after and I haven’t seen any since. That was 5 years ago


What do you get when you cross a Hell’s Angel and a Jehovah’s Witness? Someone who knocks on your door and tells *you* to fuck off.