Sex-mad Dave the Duck had penis removed after mating 30-plus times a day

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Reading the headline, Im thinking what kind of sick fuck cuts off a ducks dick? After reading the story, Im thinking that poor duck fucked so much his dick died!!!! Thats why it had to be removed. Poor dave the duck, but I have to say. If hes fucking the 3 chicks hes living with constantly, maybe separate him for a bit when his did starts getting constant infections.

eckstheory

Let him be. That stud

LAD_Dodgers

>Josh says that Dave has ‘lost his will’ since having his manhood removed. WTF poor ducky

TheCaveBat

Well at least bury the penis with honors, for us guys this would be an honorable death: a smile and an erect penis…I’m tearing up here.

KzininTexas1955

When a ducks out there getting laid more than literally everyone you know combined

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