The reason why mickey mouse has a dog is to keep cats away.

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And suddenly Tom appeared

Gardonix

FBI Open Up!

-backd00r

The Mouse has a dog because…. It’s symbolic of their control over us. We are just along for the ride maaaaaan. I found all the mind control apparatuses in my basement, and I know where the edge of the earth is. You will never catch me.

Motivator30

It’s like a rock-paper-scissors type deal. Mouse > Dog, Dog > Cat, Cat > Mouse (I also know that a mouse can’t beat a dog irl we’re talking about this scenario)

popcorntoptier

I don’t care for no cats newey

-RNG-