What’s the dumbest thing someone has told you?

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Friend in high school told me he didn’t take the SAT because he heard it’s easier the second time How does that make fucking sense Edit: He said this about 6/7 years ago. His life turned out exactly how you’d imagine it would after saying that

ImReallySorryMom

That windshield wipers wear out faster in the middle, because that’s the part you look through the most often, as if your sight is an energy beam that degrades the rubber or something.

Habaneroe12

That birds are mammals because they have meat.

JugOfVoodoo

That direction can’t be north because it’s diagonal and north has to be in a straight line. What?

drdoom

“Why are people Canadian?”

sithwonder