Mormon Church Reportedly Amassed $100 Billion Fund For ‘Second Coming Of Christ’

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What are they going to do? Showering him in singles like a stripper with it?


This time Jesus is through with that being poor shit, he’s looking for a multi-billion dollar portfolio with real estate properties in NYC, Paris, and Istanbul, along with a 200 foot long yacht.


Or, you know, rent boys, blow, and extra wives for elders.


What does god need with a jackpot (or starship)?


With that money, we could eliminate student lunch debt or student loan debt or make public universities tuition free and so much more. Instead it’s going to fucking fairy tales about some dude who never existed