There are probably people that are naturally gifted in something that hasn’t been invented yet.

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Or in something that’s obsolete.


Like fucking in space?


If you invent a new sport, you can very quickly rise to the top ranked position in that sport. And that’s why I’m the world champion at Slim Jim Face. This sport involves balancing Slim Jims on my nose like a dog and then eating them without using my hands. I’m only the human world champ, though. If dogs are ever allowed into the rankings, I’d drop significantly. But that’s unlikely because guess who controls the official Slim Jim Face rules and rankings?


I’m really good at doing stuff mentally. Now if they can just make an add on like a 3-d mental printer im set


Jokes on you I suck at everything, incuding speling