If you were being accused of fantasising about making love to a dolphin by your whole school and they found your dolphin fan fiction online, what would you say to make them think you were just doing it as a joke to get them to focus on something else?

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I mean, I think you’re just gonna have to lay low for a while pal.

TrueMyst

Ask them why they were reading dolphin fan fiction online.

Stathes

r/oddlyspecific

BeMyHeroForNow

“Some guy paid me $500 to write that story.”

WhipTheLlama

Start a rumor that you were writing it for the football teams starting quarterback. He paid you $150 and had some WILD requests.

cnarwhal