The year is 2126, Queen Elizabeth II has just turned 200. Buckingham Palace are forced to give a statement, what is their explanation?

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God saved the Queen

Reverse_Waterfall

She is cursed to live until. Brexit is complete.

h0sti1e17

It’s a well known fact here in England that any time someone sings God save the Queen she absorbs a fraction of our life force. But we willingly give it over in fear that the cost of reprinting all our currency would bankrupt us.

Dede117

Just to piss Prince Charles off.

zackjbryson

Netflix needed more materials for The Crown

Furleymuffin