A blowjob is not an apology

But go slow; I’m listening.

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I found that joke hard to swallow..

Gluten_Tolerant_2

I’m very fortunate that my girlfriend still gives me blowjobs all the time. A lot of the time I don’t even need to ask. – My wife could learn a thing or two from her.

TooShiftyForYou

My wife doesn’t do blowjobs, it’s more of a hobby for her

TheReal_KindStranger

Get a load of this guy

_The_Architect_

The three parts of a sincere apology: 1. “This is what I did.” 2 “This is why it was wrong.” 3. “Mmf glff shplugg glorg.” [4. “And it will never happen again!”]h_grytpype_thynne