A lady comes home from her doctor’s

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?” She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”

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Joke aside, that would actually be a super creepy thing for your doctor to say to you.


You have to email John Cena directly. – You can’t CC him. Edit: Fuck me, thought I was still in the John Cena joke thread.




Okay no one else has asked yet so I might as well. I don’t get. Someone wanna explain?


Heard this first on Mike Reid’s stand up